Dis is me on mobie night being a good boy.

Oh hai, it’s me Bert.  I hab a problem here.  I put an order for candy corms, but I got starberry yogies.  Normally dis woudln’t be a problem, but yogies squish too easily in your shoes, plus it’s not the right color.  What am I supposed to do about dis?  I’m the Candy Corm elf, not the Yogie elf.

Getting close, it is….

See how cute and cooperatib I am!  I’m not a naughty boy, it was all Beezys fault.  He made me do it.

18 days eberybody!  Do you have enuff camdy??


Hai!  It’s me Chip down here, under the giant turkey hat… can you see me?  I am here to wish you a wonderful Canadiam Fanksgibbing.  I know it was yesterday, but I was busy getting into trouble wiff my brother.  We had a fun mobie night as we often do, but mom let us explore in the pillow piles (it’s really fun!) then Beez decided to adbenture off the chairs and go underneath.  From there we found a cool tunnel that led us into the inner sanctum ob the armrest where no one could see us, it was like a dark cabe.  Me and Beez thought it was fun, but mom and dad got pretty upset and scared.  It took them seberal hours to find us.  So I didn’t get to hab Fanksgibbing yesterday – I hope all my Canadiams enjoyed some good food on my behalf.  Ok, I gotta go, I’ll talk to you later, eh?

We had mobie night tonight and it didn’t end well.  Beez and Chip got us in big trouble.  Not me though, I’m the good one.  dis Nickels.

Is this ghost girl friendly?  It looks like maybe she had some bad eggs…

Look who it is! It’s me, Beez! I borrowed the Candy Corm Elf hat and I’m going to leave some in your shoes…

Mom made us a nommellette tonight – eggs and kale, it’s so yummy!  And we don’t mind doing pictures if it’s wiff yummy treats.  Dis Beez.


Hai, dis Chip.  You know what one ob the best parts ob Halloweem is??  CAMDY!