Well, it’s almost always time for a nap….

I was so blind-sided by his sudden loss, it took me awhile to process. I couldn’t make his tribute bideo (it’s finally in the works) but I wanted to do something in tribute to our wonderful little Canadiam.

It’s available on shirts, mugs, pillows, and other fings in case you want a little momemto ob our buddy Chip.

WHITE on DARK color shirts 

BLACK on LIGHT color shirts

Monday is coming quick, I’ll be in here if you need me, but don’t worry, I will be staying hydrated!

You may remember back in October, I had a big dilemma as the Candy Corm elf.  My Candy Corm Club House door didn’t hab enuff clearance for my hat which caused all sorts ob problems as you can imagine.

I want to gib a BIG Candy Corm shoutout to our friend Kebin Stabinsky who has funded the Offishul Candy Corm Conference Center!  Plenty ob clearance.

Fank you Kebin!


Fank you to Riber Rhodes for inbiting us to Oklahoma for bizness!  We hab about half the states now, and one more to bisit before we are caught up wiff the bizness we hab.  Riber suggested we go to a rodeo, but the only rodeo on dis weekend was a dog rodeo, but it was really fun!!  The dogs did all sorts ob tricks and rode a stuffed bull, I’be neber seen anyfing like it!   After I took dis picture we all joined the conga line and danced for hours.  After that we were headed to a pow-wow ob Riber’s tribe (the Choctaw, I’m pretty sure it habs to do wiff chcoolate), but we went on a detour to find some okra to bring wiff us.  We all got kind ob lost because we don’t know what okra is or where to find it, and we got caught up looking at the stars because there are sooo many stars bisible here.   It was a super fun time, we fink Oklahoma is OK!

(If you want to help wiff bizness, you can see what states we need here:  https://www.martymousehouse.com/albert-beesley-nickels-and-chip-state-plate-challenge/)

Oh hai, it’s me Bert.  We had our birffday party yesterday.  It was ok I guess.  Mom and Dad and Minae had a fun time making dis cake for us, but we did way too many pictures and stuff.  Today is our real birffday and it’s going to be great!  It started off wiff breakfast peas, and we will have mobie time and snuggles.  Lots ob naps… it’s gonna be a great day!


Our sister Roux (@ratshavefeelingstoo)


Our sister Toupee (@ratshavefeelingstoo)


Heaben (not our biological sister, but because she is sister ob our sisters, she is still our sister, but it’s not her birffday) (@ratshavefeelingstoo)

Here we are in Birginia, and apparently it’s for lubbers.  Since none ob us hab girlfriends I don’t fink we will stay long, but we took in a some ob the beautiful scenery.  We can do bizness here now, but it feels weird to be here wiffout someone to lub.  Anyone out there want to be our girlfriends?

Fank you Kebin Stabinsky for our pre-birffday trabel adbenture!