Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

What No Mondays Looks Like

Ok, we heard you, some ob you weren’t quite ready to let go ob Mondays foreber. So, for those ob you worried about the missing Mondays – I fink you will find dis to be ok. They are called Sockday now, and are kind ob there for people that want them, but kind ob not […]

Change and the Fabric ob Space

We hab a berry exciting and earff shattering Internashunal Bizness announcement to tell you – it might disrupt the whole spacetime continum fing. You’re not going to belieb it! You know when sometimes you are forced to make a change, like wiff the calemdars, we had to change our bendor because they discontinued the calemdars […]

BONUS for Calemdars buyers!

You know what?! Since 2023 is the tenff annibersary year so you will get a free Marty bookmark wiff any calemdar order! (In my best Oprah boice…) YOU get a bookmark…YOU get a bookmark!!   And it’s a bookmark and not a car because we don’t hab the Oprah monies. It won’t look exactly like […]

Spa Baff

“Ebery night now we hab a special healing soak in the tub, and lots of mobie nights wiff cuddles!  Beez like the breeze on his … what? Why can’t I say dat, mom?” *The healing soaks are in betadine solushun, don’t worry, it’s not blood or tea or anyfing weird.

TeeBee Lessons

Hai, I’m back to talk about teebee!  We were watching Cobra Kai on Netflix, and it’s so good! Mom wasn’t finking when she put that on, because I hab learned how to improbe my ‘cha,cha,cha’ mobes to aboid the medicine. Wax on…wax off…CHA CHA CHA!!  But mom says she was watching too and she learned […]