We hab a berry exciting and earff shattering Internashunal Bizness announcement to tell you – it might disrupt the whole spacetime continum fing. You’re not going to belieb it! You know when sometimes you are forced to make a change, like wiff the calemdars, we had to change our bendor because they discontinued the calemdars […]
Dis our morning and night routine. I’m a pickle burrito! Dads faborite kind.
You know what?! Since 2023 is the tenff annibersary year so you will get a free Marty bookmark wiff any calemdar order! (In my best Oprah boice…) YOU get a bookmark…YOU get a bookmark!! And it’s a bookmark and not a car because we don’t hab the Oprah monies. It won’t look exactly like […]
“Ebery night now we hab a special healing soak in the tub, and lots of mobie nights wiff cuddles! Beez like the breeze on his … what? Why can’t I say dat, mom?” *The healing soaks are in betadine solushun, don’t worry, it’s not blood or tea or anyfing weird.
Hai, I’m back to talk about teebee! We were watching Cobra Kai on Netflix, and it’s so good! Mom wasn’t finking when she put that on, because I hab learned how to improbe my ‘cha,cha,cha’ mobes to aboid the medicine. Wax on…wax off…CHA CHA CHA!! But mom says she was watching too and she learned […]
We had lots ob teebee time dis weekend, and we watched a weally good show calle…. zzzzzzzzz
Internashunal Bizness is back on after the supply chain delays. The magnets are HERE!! If you ordered some already, it’s on the way! There is ONE more set of four (Chip, Beez, Friends, Bert) abailable. And there are singles ob Bert, Friends and the NEW Wizard Nickels. You can find them in the Store ob […]
We were going fru our mail from the magic box when we got back from Rat Camp, and our issue ob Rodent Reader Quarterly is here! Look who is the centerfold, and there is a specshul poem from Bert. Hmmmm…I don’t see any articles about a polar bear from space. Maybe too controbershul a topic […]
Hello, it’s me, a talking burrito. 🤣 Just kidding! It’s me Nickels. Apparently I gabe mom quite a scare on Friday, but I’m feeling pretty good again. I got wise to mom slipping me somefing yucky in my foods, so I’m back in my burrito practicing my “turtle, turtle…cha, cha, cha” mobes. It’s ok […]