Hello. My name is Lionel, and I have come here before you today to speak about my friend Fibbs. I met Fibbs back in December when he and his brothers visited Maryland for Bizness. He tried to take me to a movie, but they had a law that prevented a young lion like me from attending […]
The excitement is building here at the Donutcratic Conbenshun! Sometimes I just sit here and marbel at how far we hab come. It’s so wonderful how many people support Fibbs and the new Donutcratic Party. Stay tuned for more endorsements, and conbenshun fun! Psssst…. we are habing a bit ob a frosting emergency, anyone […]
(TRANSLATION: Hello people of earth. I felt it was important to make a return visit to your planet to give my planetary endorsement to Fibbs as your leader. We too love donuts, and since Wimbley taught Jack how to make them, we have been eating them non-stop. Peace and love are […]
Madam Chair, I am pleased to announce dat wiff ober elebenty thousand botes from all the delegates worldwide, Fibbs is the first eber officshul nominee for the Donutratic Party ob the Unites States and the world! History was made here today. Peace, lub and donuts for eberyone!! And now, here is Mackelmore singing his hit […]
Dis Milo here at the first annual Donutcratic Conbenshun where people are already starting to gather and show their support for Fibbs for President! Lots of people wearing their Fibbs buttons and donut hats. Anticipashun is building for the announcement of his running mate and all the great speeches dat are lined up. There is […]
I am ready to go to my conbenshun, but my spacepod won’t start.