We Gotsa Pasta!
We had some capenellinnis tonight and it was yummy! Wimbley wouldn’t want us to starbe. He was always berry anti-starbation.
Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Corm & Pea Fishin’ wiff Wimbley
From my personal videos, I wanted to share this with all of you so we can remember him happy and carefree, the way he always was. Thank you so much for condolences and wishes of love and peace, you guys are the best. Wimbley loved each and every one of you (and I do too). […]
Farewell Sweet Wimbley
It’s with a broken heart that I am writing this post. Wimbley left us last night to go on his biggest adbenture to meet Marty up in Heaben. While I take great comfort that they are together, it happened somewhat unexpectedly. He had a great breakfast yesterday, and was bright eyed and energetic as usual, […]
Bazinga!
Fibbs might not be habbing any luck, but I had a great time shopping on Black Friday. I bought ALL THE FINGS!!!
Black Friday
Eben Presidents hab to shop for giant teebees for their mom, but these people behind me got all ob them! Now I hab to try another store…
Executib Order
As President, it is my great privilege – well, it’s my privilege – actually, let’s just say it’s my job – to grant one clemency today. As I do, I want to take a moment to recognize the brave turkeys who weren’t so lucky, who didn’t get to ride the gravy train to freedom – […]
Turkey Talk
Tomorrow is Fanksgibbing!! I am so excited about eating so much corms and smashed taters and pie and I hab so much to be fankful for. xo P.S. Dis Wimbley.
Wimbley Report and Poem
Hai eberybody. I know you hab been wondering how I am, I’m doing ok! It’s up and down, but I’m on an upswing right now. While I was getting my medisin last night I made up a new poem. It goes like dis: There once was a red balloom who was nice to all in […]
It’s a Trap!
Inspired by Admiral Ackbar, I signed in a new piece ob legislashun today, effectib immediately. I fink it’s an important one, and will make eberybodys errands go much smoother. No more parking lot traps!! P.S. I need a smaller pen. Save Save