Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Intergalactic Bizness

HEY!!!  I’m here wiff Larry!  Come one up guys!!   He called me up to space to let us know we can do offishul Intergalactic Space bizness now too!  Really unlimited potenshul in bizness fings up here.  Wimbley got some stuff started, and we can keep working on expanding stuff. FANK YOU Shannon and eberyone at […]

Puerto Rico Bizness

We are in beautiful Puerto Rico today!  Lots ob bizness to do here (please send electricity), and lots ob neat fings to see too!  The beaches here are stunning, the one Bean is at has the tide coming in in two different directions – I hab neber seen anyfing like that dat before.  Lots ob […]

Texas Bizness

Today, we are in the berry big great state ob Texas.  It’s hot here.  They call it the lone star state, which I don’t understand because there seems to be the same amount as in ebery other state, but they do hab cattle wiff berry long horns!  I met dis guy named Barry, and his […]

BIG Oregon Bizness

We got a call dis morning dat there was some BIG bizness opportunites for us back in states, and specifically in Oregon, so we made a fresh batch ob trabel juice and were on our way.  We had a great time oberseas!  Hopefully we can go more places and do more bizness wiff other countries. […]

New Zeeland Bizness

Hai eberybody.  We had a little hiccup in our trabel plans in Switzerland, we were berry low on trabel juice and almost couldn’t find one ob the ingrediemts, but we did finally found a Swiss store dat had eberyfing – chocolate, cheese and the secret fing we needed!  Our next stop is way all around […]

Swiss Bizness

On to Switzerland to do some Internashunal bizness and find some chocolate!!   Hey, Mr. Cow, you got any chocolate?  No?  He said try up in the billage.  We went to the billage and met some nice people and saw some cute stores and amazing landscapes, look at those big mountains!  I fink someone said they […]

Ontario Bizness

Dis Cosmo. We are bisiting the probence ob Ontario today, and it’s really pretty here!  King Bean did a bit ob offishul bizness wiff your PM which went berry well, and Augie did some site seeing, including this swell bridge.  I found a mobie theater showing a Canadiam classic… Strange Brew wiff Bob and Doug […]

Oh Canada

Fank you Christina Anderson for inbiting us to Camada. Sorry it took us so long to get here, we had to granulate first before we could trabel internashunal.  We are ready to do some Canadiam bizness, eh!  We hab heard about your bacon. And French fries wiff graby.  Does dat make them French-Canadiam?  It’s time […]