Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Bizness

One ob faborite jobs in bizness is cord management, but mom neber seems to appreciate it.  Maybe she just wants all the fun to herself.  Dis Cosmo.    

The magnets are here!!

The unicorm conbenshun magnets and buttons hab finally arribed!!  All hands are on deck today to get those in the magic box.  If you don’t hab in the order que, you can still order one in the Store ob Cute Fings. We are also working on getting the calemdars ready to post, a full line […]

I’m home!

Hai!  Dis Augie Abalance signing off for now.  I made it home yesterday and got a speshul warm and relaxing baff to make me feel good (and let’s be honest, smell a little better – those flood waters are a bit funky) I got all warm and dry and my broffers made me a speshul […]

Flood Patrol

Hai Eberybody!  Dis Augie Abalache, and boy did I hab a bad night last night!  It was berry scary, but I didn’t want to gib up.  Today has been much better. I found a boat, and hab been rescuing people who hab been stranded in the floods.  Dis is Gary and was stuck in his […]

SoS

Hello??  Anybody there?  Dis Augie Abalanche, can you hear me?  It’s dark, I’m soaking wet, it berry windy, the power went out, the solar lights keep falling ober, I am out ob snacks, my hat blew away and I want to go home now.