Super Bowl

Reuben’s Super Bowl desk was buzzing — Super Bowl LX, where the Seattle Seahawks are fabored to beat the New England Patriots in a rematch of past championship glory. Seattle’s currently listed about 4.5-point faborites wiff the Patriots at longer odds, making this a classic faborite vs. underdog showdown.

Will the Seahawks cober the spread? Lots ob cheese wagers piled high. Will the Patriots pull off the upset? Odds on nobelty bets like the halftime show, coin toss, and first touchdown are scribbled next to crumbs from yesterday’s snack run.

Reuben leans forward, adjusting his Bikings helmet (their quarterback from last year is leading the Seahawks dis year, if the Bikings hadn’t let him go, would it hab been them?!?) as he furiously chalks down the latest mobements in points and monies. Ebery time someone in the room mentions an underdog or a longshot payout, he squeaks wiff excitement, ready to hype the next big cheese prize. By the time kickoff hits at Lebi’s Stadium, Reuben is hoping his odds — and his cheese stash — come out on top!

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