Kissing Practice
We drobe up to the mountains today to see some snow and to do a dry run ob our kissing boof for Balemtimes Day because we are all a little nerbous about it. I bolunteered to go first, I thought it would be exciting, but it didn’t go berry well so now we are refinking it. We only made ten cents in monies and no tips. Dis is quite a blow to my self esteem. I stood out here for two hours, my toes are frozen, and I feel sad. I should hab stayed in my sock.
I’m sorry that you had a rough start but don’t give up! I’m sure that folks are looking forward to the big day and waiting until then to partake in special smooches.
Locashun, locashun, locashun!