Supply Chain & Pirates
You know how right now Internashunal Bizness is suffering some supply chain issues? Well, our magnet manufacturer was delayed in getting magnets, so we had to wait for our last batch, but they are here now, so if you hab been waiting for one, it will go in the magic box tomorrow. I was finking about where the magnets were and why they took so long. They were probably stuck on ship in the Mediterranean sea, held captib by pirates who wanted trade them for rum, but the people wiff the rum didn’t want magnets because they didn’t hab anyfing to stick them to, so the pirates gab up and sent them on ahead. That kind ob stuff happens alot in bizness, but you don’t hear about it much.
I guess da pirats still use wooden ships.
What an amazing journey those magnets must have gone on!