Maine Bizness

Oh hai, it’s me Bert.

Since we were in the east bisiting the M states, we went to Maine next to learn about lobsters. When we got there we asked where we can find lobsters and someone said “if you go by the ocean they practically jump out at ya”.  So we went to the ocean, and we looked for them, and we called and called and eben made a lobster song, but none ob them jumped out ob the ocean and we didn’t find any walking around on land. We just wanted to talk to them, we weren’t going to eat them or anyfing. So we just looked at the lighthouses instead, when you go up on top you can see for really far away, but we still couldn’t see any lobsters.

Fank you Carole Merando Littlefield for inbiting us to Maine! We will come back again when it’s closer to lobster season.

Are you interested in Internashunal Bizness?? We still hab a bunch ob states we aren’t licensed in yet, if you want to help us, check out the list, and if you send us licenses for your state, you will receibe hard copy photos and a fank you note from us for your Internashunal Bizness assistance!

Dis me, calling the lobsters who neber came.