A MNN Specshul Report

Good morning eberybody.  Dis Nickels Noteworffy wiff a specshul report.  You may hab been hearing about shipping delays that are going to ruin Christmas, well, it’s all fun and games until it messes wiff Internashunal Bizness.  Our latest calemdar shipment habs been delayed.  They say it’s coming one day, then they change it to the next day, then the next day, and after awhile a been a week, and still no calemdars.  They aren’t eben coming on the ocean, they are coming from Canada, so we had Chip call and hab a word wiff his people up there, but it didn’t seem to help, so if you hab an order in, please be patient and we will send it out in the magic box as soon as we can.  That is another story wiff problems we are hearing about, is the magic box losing it’s magic?  Was it eber really magic in the first place?  (Yes, I fink it really is) If you go online to order a magic box, it neber has the word magic in it, but that is still what it is, and is still full ob magic and stuff.  Hey, look at that picture, I wonder what is in that teal container. Could be anyfing. Maybe cheese yogies, or full ob hammocks from Dexters Creature Comforts.  No wait, they are also from Canada. Speaking ob them, when we had our pamcakes dis week we used up the rest ob our specshul Canadiam maple syrup.  Oh no!  If we order some now, it probably won’t be here until Balentimes Day!  We might hab to settle for American syrup.  Sometimes you just hab to be fankful for what you hab. Syrup in the hand is worff two in the bush.  Also makes your hands kinda sticky.

So in conclusion…be patient, be kind and always carry a wet nap.  Back to you.