MNN News Update
Dis Chip Chompsky reporting wiff an update from Teddy’s medical team. His injuries were more sebere than they originally appeared. His ear habs been reattached, and has suffered a permanent disfigurement and his hearing habs been seberely compromised. He also suffered a large flesh wound on the back of the head that may hab lead to some brain damage, only time will tell. He also suffered injuries to his right foot and a few flesh wounds to his leg. When asked for a comment, Teddy said “Don’t worry Chip, it’s ok – I’ll be fine!”
We here at MNN all admire Teddy’s capacity for fogibness, and his determinashun for a full healing and abominable spirit.
It will all be fine Teddy. You hab the best team abailable to help x
This is awful! How did the accident happen? Was it some little ratties chewing on him? Sure hope not!
I fink Chip Chomsky looks guilty.
I think Kebin might be right. 😀
I agree. Poor Teddy, we all lubs yew an want yew to get all better quick