Another Hurricame and Snack Basket

Hai eberyone.  Dis is Cosmo Cumulus wiff another weather report.  I’m ok, but I will not be wearing my thunderstorm hat for awhile.  It’s really heaby and caused some neck strain.  I just got out ob the hospital and hab to wear dis brace for a few days while my muscles recober.  Eben thought it’s a workplace injury I will not be suing MNN at this time.  It’s not worff the litigashun hassles.  They gabe me a nice edible snack basket.  But I’m a professional and it’s my job to tell you about Hurricame Micheal which is headed for Florida right now.  Another hurricame dat is going be one ob the wettest we hab seen from the standpoint ob water.  So be safe, keep your snacks on a high shelf and hab a boat ready.  Ok, I hab to sign off, I need to get to my massage appointment.  Back to you…