Cosmo Cumulus MNN Report
Good ebening and fank you for tuning into the MNN network, the most trusted news source. Dis is Cosmo Cumulus here and we hab a serious problem approaching the Carolinas, it’s a big twirling ball ob water and wind called Hurricame Florence. Wiff a name like Florence, you wouldn’t fink she would be too scary, but she is, and if you are in the Carolinas, you should listen to your local officshuls and if they say GET OUT, then you should get out and go somewhere safe. Alot of rain, wind, sleet is coming your way berry soon. Stay tuned for on locashun report from Augie Abalanche for up to the minute information.
A tip from a couple ob our biewers, Mowgli and Musket, say dat if your power goes out you can still open your freezer to get ice creams, but you hab to do it really really quick so the cold stays in. OR I may suggest just eat all the ice creams as fast as you can before they melt. No matter your strategy, make sure you hab some snacks, blankets and stay safe! And make sure your pets are safe too.
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Your newscaster names are awesome! You look so much like your predecessor, Fibbs Frost, sitting at that desk! The ticker on Big Brother, omg! Please do a report on the “Waffle House Index”! 🙂
Best waves for all <3
Cosmo Cumulus, I heard dat Florence hab calmed down a bit and not so dangerous now. Ib dis true? I hopes so. xx