Nebraska Bizness

Our last stop for the dis part ob our midwest bisit is Nebraska! It’s pretty fun here, and the people are berry nice. Augie went to see a place where they made a Stonehenge out ob cars, but he couldn’t figure out how they got them up there.

It just so happened a big meeting ob world leaders were habing a conference about Nashunal Parks and climate change at the Chimney Rock Historical site, so King Bean gab up his plan ob sitting in the fields eating corms to attend and try to sabe the world.

And me, Cosmo…I went to the mobies in Lincoln NE! I really like mobies and might be a mobie rebiewer and other fings cultural. Maybe I hab tummy buttons to hold up my fancy pants for a reason.

‘Scuse me for a sec… Don’t forget the popcorm! “Yes, I want a large please. Where is the butter blower?” Ok, well I gotta go, the show is about to start. After it’s ober hab to hurry home to celebrate the last few hours ob Donut Day!

Fank you Jennifer Schreck! If you can get here in fibe minutes you can watch the mobie wiff me.