Baxter Reporting

Today’s field trip to the “bones building” at Jardin des Plantes was… well, enlightening. Barry and Reuben are still processing. I mean, we saw a whole shelf ob brains in jars. Actual brains. Dougie stared at them for 47 minutes and then asked if we could bring one to the skeletons in the catacombs — you know, “to help them out.” He wasn’t joking. I said absolutely not, but I think he’s planning somefing anyway.

Anyway, science is wild. And those horns behind us? Not comfy to lean on. Just sayin’.

— Baxter