On the Town

Today, Waffles is pounding the pavement in Midtown, new hat slightly askew, notebook in paw, scouting cafés for his next big rebiew. He’s rating ambiance, crumb-to-table ratios, and how well each spot pairs espresso with artisanal crumbs. But trufffully? He’s also lowkey modeling his new ‘leather-ish” cap, hoping someone mistakes him for a street-style icon. He paused by a trash can for the perfect gritty backdrop—NYC chic, baby—and gave a knowing look to a pigeon who nodded back in mutual respect. His brothers think he’s just out for pastries. But Waffles? He’s on a mission. For crumbs and clout.