How it’s going

Barry is technically on the mend, but right now he’s about 38% bisible and 138% a disaster. His reappearance is happening slowly, so he currently looks like an apperitishun in a hospital robe.

The real problem? The hospital gown they used to “track him” keeps taping itself to his chart, the bed, and occasionally passing nurses. Every time someone tries to help, Barry ends up spinning like a confused piñata, shouting things like, “I HAB RIGHTS!” and “DON’T PULL THAT, IT’S ATTACHED TO MY DIGNITY!”

Earlier today, Barry tried to sneak to the vending machine. What people saw was basically just a robe, some tangled tape, and two suspiciously floating chip bags sprinting down the hallway. One doctor described the event as “an important reminder to never skip lunch.”

We are confident Barry will fully return to the visible world soon.

We are less confident the hospital will ever emotionally recover.