Pamcake wars
Chapter Elebenty welcomes you to our hall ob greatness, we hab getting the bizness from Bince ober at chapter seben, they hab been teasing us about our agendas and pamcake syrup trying to instigate a chapter war, but don’t mind them, we will just keep going on the high road and doing our bizness wiff our superior agendas and vast syrup selectshuns.
I guess if war is unavoidable, pamcake wars might be the best kind to have. At least folks won’t go hungry!