MNN Breaking News
We interrupt your Chirstmas wiff dis Specshul Report. The Christmas Chicken toll free reporting number habs been ringing off the hook as reports and sightings habs been coming in for the last hour or so. The Christmas Chicken habs been caught on surbelance camera in norffern californbia so be on the lookout – he will be coming your way soon to bring lub and luck for the new year. He occassionally leabes little brown eggs behind which are said to be extra lucky. For MNN News, dis is Ted Baxter reporting. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD NEWS.
Lucky brown eggs you say?!
Fank you too! To the lubly MMH family, wishing everyone a very merry Christmas and a lubly new year
Maryann from the land down under xxx
Is the number the same as Wimbley’s UFO hotline? 1-800-555-UFO?