Wiffle Waffles
From Waffles inner monoglogue:
“oh Mr. Kookie is going to be so mad at me…pay attention…stop finking about that piece of pamcake you left in the tube…come on Waffles… you can do dis. Monies is important, you need to know dis stuff. Ok..diribitibs of four and seben are important. Why? I wonder if dat pamcake is still warm, it might be when I get home from school. I can hab it and then take a nap.”
Mr. Kookie: “Waffles – do you know the answer?”
Oh no.
Mr. Kookie needs to declare snack time before answering such a tough question, Waffles. Pamcakes are brain food, especially when they’re warm.
The answer is always, “To stimulate da economy. Dat’s why I spent da monies!”