MNN News Alert

Good ebening. Dis is Chip Chompsky reporting from the Heaben studios ob MNN. Finally today we hab an image of the Bandits ob Yesteryear caught on a traffic cam in the New York area.

As you may hab heard, rumors about a group ob bandits dat hab been duped the Bandits ob Yesteryear hab been going around for a few weeks now. It’s reported sometimes they hab many horses, and sometimes just one, but the horses are always wearing stealffy bodysuits. They seem to be able to jump from state to state without adhering to the space-time continuum. People are frightened and don’t know what they want or how to stay safe. There are no witnesses to any ob the crimes, but people keep disappearing – so we urge you all to remain bigilant and keep an eye out.  We don’t know how many bandits there are as they hide in the wagon.

The horses do not seem to be inbolbed in the criminal behavior.

If you hear them in your area, please alert local authorities.  Stay safe eberybody… and now to Milo Megadoppler for the weaffer report…