Unicorm Combenshun 2023

Oh hai. It’s Unicorm Day and we hab been staying here at the Marty Mouse House Hotel for two nights, on our way from Sam Diego to our new home in the Valley, MM was our Uber driber, and we were staying at the hotel, and it just so happened to coordinate wiff Unicorm day! Left to Right, I’m Fish (or Sage as my new mommy calls me), Huckleberry, Asher and Blue. Our new mom, Karen wrote the Rat Guide so we are probably going to be doctors or surgeons, in the meantime we thought it would be fun to be unicorms! I hear they can shoot magic lasers from their horns, and they sprinkle lub powder on eberyfing they fly ober? Asher: “We hab to FLY? Is it ok if I’m a ground Unicorm? I don’t like to fly.”

We found the password in our room in a notebook wiff the name Anwar written on it, and enrolled in the starter class. They said we could see the horns later today, but we hab to learn about all them first and all the magic they contain. If you don’t know how to use them properly, you can cause havoc and chaos and a public disturbance. We are berry excited to hab the class and become part ob the Unicorm Collectib. Ok, we hab to go now, class is starting! Nice to meet you!! Bye! Happy Unicorm Day!!

We are from Squeakin’ Pups Rattery, some ob our siblings are still abailable for adoption, and they are all really good! If you want to adopt them, please contact Eliza to fill out the adoption forms. Tell ’em Marty sent ya.