Nickels Finks Fings
Today I was doing some bizness and was using some Scotch tape and did eber notice how many kinds ob tape there are? Masking tape, packing tape, duck tape…I don’t know why ducks need their own kind ob tape, I guess because it’s water proof since most of the papers they hab to tape together are in the water. I don’t know too many ducks who are in bizness, but there must be more than I know about if they hab their own tape source. Meanwhile I hab dis Scotch tape and I got to finkin’, why don’t we hab tape closer. It seems like importing it all the way from Scotland is kind ob a long way to go to get some tape, but sometimes it’s good to hab an adbenture and I guess you might as well hab one while getting your office supplies.
You’re bery cleber Nickels xxx
Ohhhh Nickles Pickle Pants. You are just so sweet.
Da fings you fink about…
Maybe it is scotch tape not from Scotland, but tape made for the drink scotch? I don’t know many bottles of scotch that are in business, but maybe there are a lot if they need their own brand of tape. I guess they need the tape to tape up the boxes the bottles are shipped in. In Pennsylvania, the only place that could sell alcohol like scotch were special stores, and those stores were full of boxes. Hey Nickels, why do rats like boxes so much? Man, your finking got me finking.
Nickels, your finking is genius!