2022 Unicorm Conbenshun Press Release
April 9, 2022
Locashun: Super Secret Hotel (except for Anwar, who apparently habs a pretty loud mouth and we will speak wiff him later about how to keep trap shut about fings dat are ob no concern to him)
Due to the super secretib nature ob dis Conbenshun, the offishul photographer was only allowed in the room for 5 minutes – dis is the official portrait ob dis years attendees.
The morning sesshuns had just begun, and Bert was elected to hold the posishun ob Grand-Poo-BahCorm. When asked for a statement, he blushed and said he had no comment. All attendees wish it to be widely known they wish eberybody a Happy Unicorm Day!
The meetings will continue fruout the day and ebening.
(Wish you were there?
You can remember dis day foreber wiff your berry own LIMITED EDITION UNICORM CONBENSHUN MAGNET Act now, they won’t last long!)
You look great, guys
Good fing Nickels wasn’t asked to speak. He’d probably still be talking. Oh, where is da Candy Corm Unicorm?
He’s guarding the door .