Kissing Boof is OPEN!
Ok eberybody, the kissing boofs are ready for action! We are here at the Port ob Long Beach – we had some permit issues, so we ended up here, and regulashuns require we hab to wear these hard hats the whole time. I fink it’s makes us look more manly and desirable. Anyway, we hab three different stashuns around the shipping yard. One for each ob us. You only hab to be in line one time. We hab our chapstick at the ready… ok, GO! Happy Balemtimes Day!!
Oh noes! Arthur, Derf, and Pops are sad dat your sisters Roux and Toupee didn’t hab a kissing boof! Dey wanted sum Balemtimes Day smooches!
I’ll bet the queue was massive!!!
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