Wizard Kisses
So guess what?! I’m a wizard now! I couldn’t tell you about it before now, because I had to do some secret ceremonies and stuff, but now, here I am a full-blown wizard wiff all the powers and autorities giben hereto by the wizarding master wiff all the papers and authorities required by the wizarding conglomerate. Pretty cool, huh? Wizards always attract fireflies because they are magical.
Anyways, I’m habbing a kissing boof if anyone wants a kiss, I will be here until mom calls me home for dinnertime. Want a kiss? They are only $1, sorry, I don’t hab any change yet. I know prebious kissing boofs were cheaper, but wizards can command a higher price, plus imflamashun. It’s still a pretty good deal. You might get some magic rubbed off on you.
Wow, only a dollar for some magic and a KISS! What a deal! Wish I lived closer, I could use some magic right about now not to mention a kiss or two.
Oh my adorable little friend!! I would pay every last penny I have for a wizard kiss!!! ❤❤❤❤❤
I almost missed this! I’ll have to pay closer attention.