MNN Breaking News
Dis is Chip Chompsky wiff a MNN Breaking Newflash.
Teddy has been in an accident. His current condition is not known, but is under obserbashun and undergoing medical stuff. The details ob the attack are not immediately known, but I’m sure whoeber did it is berry sorry.
Oh Chip, sending my best wishes for Teddy’s swift recovery.
I hope all the boys can learn to play nicely with Teddy. It’s natural that sometimes friendly rough-housing goes a little overboard!
Oh Noes! Teddy!
Wishing Teddy all the best.
I hope Teddy can still play Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots. It would be a shame if he couldn’t play dat game he was so gud at!
I hope Teddy will fine very soon.
Teddy is a tough little bear. Try not to worry, Accidents happen, and he’s in good hands.