Homework

Mom, I really need to use your ipad for a minute to finish my homework…can I use it? It’s me, Bert.

I will gib up my nanner chip if you let do some computerin’ for a few minutes. I can’t find my laptop, I fink Beez hid it the digging box. I really need it, please. I need it for school stuff.

By the way, when are you going to make us some pamcakes?