Baffroom Poetry wiff Cosmo – Toilet Paper Shortage
dis is Cosmo from Heaben wiff a speshul edishun ob Baffroom Poetry for you…
We all know dat feeling, you get that tingle,
Its the time ob the day you need to go tinkle.
A good baffroom experience is all you need
First fing each day, its a good time to read.
You want some toilet paper
To wipe your bum and stay clean
But where has it gone?
These are the emptiest shelbes I’ve eber seen!
There is none at the grocery and none at store
This has never happened before!
This has never happened before!
You look near and far – but so far, alas
There is nuffing in sight to wipe off …. the splash. – Cosmo
P.S. Eberyone up here says hai! We miss you all, but we hab plenty ob peepee paper!!
Excellent 😀
Loved your great poem Cosmo and you sure are missed little one.
Fibe rolls out ob fibe.
Cosmo!!! I miss you so much too my precious little buddy. Awesome poetry as always little man. I love you lots and lots ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
It’s the same here in Australia. No toilet paper to be found. Miss You. Cosmo, love your poetry ????????????
You’re just to clever for us Hu-mans, little man!! Love ya!!
No truer words ever said
Eternal poet ❤️
Thank you7, Cosmp. I’ve missed these poems
Bestest one yet my little luv. Miss you Cosmo.
I hab lot’s ob peepee paper too but only ’cause I bought it a while ago. It was on sale. hehe