Augie’s Cosmopolitan Beanery

Wiffout further ado…we are proud to announce our new Internashunal Bizness…. Augie’s Cosmopolitan Beanery!!  We hab worked really hard on it!

What do you sell at Augie’s Cosmopolitan Beanery you might ask.  Well, we got all kind ob beams!! Coffee beams, green beams, magic beams, lima beams, naby beams, jelly beams, kidney beams, pinto beams, soy beams, cannellini beams, fava beams, garbonzo beams, red beams, and Augie’s Lub beams.  We know eberyfing there is to know about the beam bizness!   (AC Beanery logo merch is coming soon)

We are really excited about it, and fanks in adbance for supporting our new bizness.  Our brick and mortar locations opened last week, and beams were flying off the shelbes – we hab sold out ob most beams, but we hab two ob the best sellers left – Augie’s Lub Beans and Magic Beams – ready for you in a CYBER special deal.  They make great stocking stuffers!!

Click here for our Grand Opening CYBER Monday (& Tuesday) deal wiff FREE SHIPPING!    (Sorry, US and Canada only)

8 replies
  1. Hilary Price
    Hilary Price says:

    Just placed my first order! Can’t wait to wear the button with the rest of my flair. My manager is going to be so jealous.

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  2. Tee ‘n’ the Wildlife
    Tee ‘n’ the Wildlife says:

    We wuvz yore myuzik! We are a buncha cats and we are vewwy impwessed by yore excellent bizniss mindz! And, fanks for dat egsellent myuzik!

    Reply

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