Sad Augie
**crickets**
Ummmm….hello?? Anyone gonna pull me to hab some pamcakes at the BFW?
Dey are probably cold and soggy now anyways. **sigh**
I fink I forgot to tell anyone I was out here.
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oh don’t worry Auggie! dem pamcakes are good cold too. Hope you have enuf for alls of us. Nufing likes a tummy full of pamcakes!
Hang on little buddy, I’m on my way and we’ll have all the pamcakes all to ourselves!
*car door slams, tires screech*
Oh no my precious Augie. Why has nobody pulled you to breakfast!!! It makes me very sad that you’re sad my beautiful little angel. I’m on my way right now so I can pull you to breakfast and where ever else you want to go little man. It can be my new job, if you need my resume and character references just let me know. I’ll even work for free because I never ever want you to feel sad ever again. I love you so much you precious little angel ❤❤❤❤????????????????❤❤❤❤
Aw! I haz a sad at the thought of you out there not eating pancakes!
This is why you should offer trabel juice or trabel tubes in da store ob cute fings. Den we could trabel to you when you find yourself in these situatshuns!
How dare they! No one wants you to starb! I will bring you unlimited pampcakes. Hang on