State ob the Uniom 2019

Good ebening ladies and gentlemen.  Tonight I’m here from Heaben to tell you about the state ob our uniom, and I’m proud to report that the state ob our uniom is strong!  We hab plenty of donuts and corms, eberybody here is nice to each other and helps each out when they are in need, which is what keeps our fabric strong and good.  Eberyone is welcome and lubbed and I am berry happy to announce that ebery citizen around the world is eligible for a Wimbley Liberry card.

Our adbances in science are strong, and exciting fings are happening wiff technology that will help grow the donut economy and keep the planet safe and the environment clean and protected for generashuns to come.  Marty and Milo are working on bringing planetary trabel to the masses, just in case.

I fink that’s about it.  Keep up the good work, be nice to each other and leave places you bisit better than you left them, and make someone smile eberyday.  Presidentshul biscuits for eberyone on their way out.

Fank you!  Fank you!!

 

10 replies
  1. Kevin Stabinsky
    Kevin Stabinsky says:

    Forever my president. Best state of the union ever (although 2018 was up there). You are a wonderful president Mr. Fibbs.

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  2. Sharala
    Sharala says:

    A thousand times better than the alleged real one! You made me very happy and smiley which is more than I can say for you know who.

    Thank you Pres Fibbs!

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  3. Scotia
    Scotia says:

    Hello from da future. Fank you for dis wonderful State ob the Uniom message. It’s need now more than eber.

    #ForeberMyPresident

    Reply

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