New Zeeland Bizness

Hai eberybody.  We had a little hiccup in our trabel plans in Switzerland, we were berry low on trabel juice and almost couldn’t find one ob the ingrediemts, but we did finally found a Swiss store dat had eberyfing – chocolate, cheese and the secret fing we needed!  Our next stop is way all around the world to New Zealand.  We are bisiting Whanganui to see our human cousins who are libing here wiff their dad doing doctor bizness.  They go to school and you know what?  They don’t hab to wear shoes!  I mean, we don’t hab to wear shoes either, but most ob the time hoomans hab to wear shoes at schools and stuff.  They introduced us to some of their sheep friends, and we went on a road trip to look for kiwis.  We stopped for lunch and I was in the mood for some abacado toast, but it turns out there is an abacado emergency here right now, so I had to pick something else.  Oh well, that’s ok.  I guess the abacado bizness will be a no go, but lots of good bizness prospects.

Augie went to Hobbiton to look for Frodo and Sam, but they weren’t home.  The door was open though, and he said their house is awesome!  He went in for a little bit and took a nap.  He woke up when someone knocked on the door – it was Gamdalf.  They had a nice chat ober tea and then he came and caught up wiff us and we took the ferry ober to the souff island.

Fank you Maria Kopp, we will be in Renwick for dinner before we leabe NZ, so we will meet you there!  PS. Please bring corms.  Dis Cosmo.