Wisconsim Bizness
We hab trabeled to Wisconsim! Our mom and dad went to UW-Madison so we wanted to check it out and they told us all the good places to go. Dad learned to be a mobie expert here, so he showed Cosmo all around Bilas Hall and where he worked in the film history part ob the Wimbley Library. Cosmo got us all in to a see a mobie at the Orpheum theater on State Street, after an afternoon on Lake Mendota eating some Babcock ice creams on the patio by the lake. As we were taking a tour ob the Unibersity, all ob a sudden we heard a band and big crowd calling our names. The students and staff had a rousing welcome for King Bean on Bascom hill, and brought enuff cheese curds for eberyone to share! People here are really nice.
Fank you Sarah McLaughlin for Wisconsin bizness, I fink it’s a great place to start seberal different fings here in the great white norff! (*Not always white, but mom told us about a time she walked to class and her eyelashes froze shut, so it made me fink ob a good bizness opportunity to sell hand held face de-freezers. Sounds like they need them here.)
Hand held face defreezers are just the thing for a Minnesota winter.
It get’s so cold in norffern Ontario Canada dat if you sniff when you’re outside, yer nostril’s stick togeffer, HAHAHA. Da face defreezer would come in handy. We do hab hand and feet hot pack’s doe but da only fing for da face is dis fing called a bellaclaba. Dey make you look like yer gonna rob sumbody doe, so dem aren’t gud. 😉 I’ll stick to peeking up ober my scarff.