Breaking News – Wildfire
Hai – dis Fibbs Frost wiff breaking news. We are interuppting your Facebook feed to update you on a weally big fire. Thousands of hoomans hab been ebacuated and 65,000 acres hab burned in the Rocky fire ob Norffern California. It has a lot of hots. Yesterday the fire jumped ober the freeway that had been containing it. So if you lib up there, be careful!!
Oh Fibbs you are so sexy!