Good afternoon, dis is Beesley Breeze reporting from our MNN offices here in the big building wiff all the antenneas and TB equiptment. I am saddened to report that Teddy has once again been attacked and maintained some pretty serious injuries. No witnesses hab come forward yet. Teddy crime habs been on the rise this year, so please keep your eyes open for unusual suspects and stay bigilant against biolent crimes. Teddy can only keep one eye open now, as he seemd to hab lost one. If you see somefing like this happening, don’t interbene yourself, call nine-elebenty to get help wiff the situashun. Teddy has been admitted into the hospital. We will keep you updated on his condition.
In other news, it’s all pretty bad, so lets just not talk about it. Be kind, gib your friends a hug and spread lub, just not cooties or the corona birus. Back to you…
Hai eberyone. Fanks for worrying about me! After a long surgery, it was touch and go – a little scary. My other arm fell off too, but fanks to my skilled surgeon, I will be ok. I just hab to keep dis bandage on for a bit until I heal completely. I may hab loss ob some mobility in my arm mobements, but we won’t know for sure until my check up. I am fankful to be alibe. dis Teddy.
It was a dark and scary night in Bietnam… I met up wiff Augie and we made a game plan. First order ob bizness…find Teddy! So we split up scoured the city, looking eberywhere! I walked for miles and miles, then as I was passing a dark alleyway I heard muffled cries, and I went closer to inbestigate. As I walked down the alley the voice sounded familar and it was Teddy! He had been thrown in the trash can! He was scared and tired and hungry. I got him out and we are headed to meet up wiff Augie at Bietnamese Denny’s to regroup and hear Teddy’s whole story. Talk to you later. Dis Cosmo.
Meanwhile on the other side ob town in Bietnam…
Got my teddy…. time for bed! I better get a drink ob water first. And maybe see if Bean will read me a story.
Not a scary story, ok?
I did a bunch ob cooking and goberning today, so it’s time for my afternoon nap – wiff Teddy ob course! He’s also a member ob Secret Serbice and watches out for me when I sleep.
You know how sometimes you just feel like going somewhere at 1 am, and the only place is open is the grocery store, so you go, because a new snack neber hurts, and you end up buying all ob aisle seben?? It’s like dat tonight, and I am late night shopping wiff Teddy! Don’t worry, secret serbice is here too.
“but it’s my turn…”
