We just got back from space and I had a little space schmootz on me, so I had to hab a baff. I hope it’s not just me, that wouldn’t be fair. P.S. dis Bean.
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Today after a few space walks, Larry introduced us to the aliem leader, where he presented us wiff bizness licenses for another space probince, so we pretty much hab inner and outer space cobered at this point. Eberyone has been so nice to us and helped us wiff bizness ideas, it’s going well. The food is weird, they like to eat stuff like pre-nutritive Squeeg Paste, and don’t hab snacks like nanner chips and corms, so we might hab to start some Space Snack Shacks for tourists and stuff. P.S. We habn’t run into Captain Kirk or any ob those guys yet.
Fank you Hilary Price for helping us out in space! You are outta dis world! (haha – space pun)
Dr. Kebin came to school and gab us a class on rocket science, and we got to use Marty’s spaceship to learn all the controls and stuff. It was so fun, I fink I will be a good pilot. Augie and Cosmo weren’t so sure about flying in space, but I think it will be great fun! I learned all about the ship and how to fly it and fix it, and what to do if it falls into a black hole. He was going to take us on a test flight, but we didn’t hab an inbisible helmet big enuff for him.
Today I was presented wiff a major award! The Yuba City Astronomical Obserbatory sent me dis fancy commodashun medal for my ongoing work in space, aliems and Heaben acheibments AND they intercepted a shooting star that was carrying a message for me (and eberyone down here on Earff), and helped the Heaben mail serbice get it here. I had a surprise award ceremony and really good acceptance speech. Wish you could hab been here to hear it. But you can see the photos below because as President it’s important to be transparent.
FANK YOU Shannon and eberyone at YCAO. Your aknowledgement ob my accomplisments is berry appreshiated.
I’m berry proud.
Today we went on a space adbenture and said hi to the guy in the space shuttle. He sure looked surprised to see us! P.S. they didn’t hab any inbisible helmets so I had to use a regular one.
“First thing you need to do when you arribe on another planet is see if you can breathe da air. *sniff sniff* I fink we’re ok!” – Wimbley