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Hai. We are on the road to China. Bean and Augie are dribing right now. We take turns. One ob us has to be in the back because there isn’t room for eberyone in the front. It’s kind ob fun watching all the cars go by, except sometimes Bean gets a little too close to the next lane. It’s gonna be a long trip, so we hab lots ob snacks and good music.
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Fank you Christina Anderson for inbiting us to Camada. Sorry it took us so long to get here, we had to granulate first before we could trabel internashunal. We are ready to do some Canadiam bizness, eh! We hab heard about your bacon. And French fries wiff graby. Does dat make them French-Canadiam? It’s time to start looking for bizness opportunities in the great white norff. I know you hab a few Marty Marts and Fibbs Donuts and Frostee Freeze already. You can expect Cosmo will be rebeiwing a Canadiam movie or two.
We are going to get in the boats now and search for some narwhal. We’re gonna take off, eh. See ya later.
Today, because ob Monday, I am trying a new fing, it’s a Pillow Sock! My friend Natalia made it for me, I guess they use these in Minnesota alot because it’s really cold. It’s great!! Like a pillow and a sock combined,it’s better when it’s just for one, wiff Bean in here it gets kind ob crowded. Howeber if we can fit in the right way, it might really comfy for boff ob us – and wiff Cosmo too. We would just cancel Monday like Marty and Fibbs did, but we don’t hab that kind ob power yet. P.S. Dis Augie.
Fank you Natalia!! It’s a brilliant inbenshun!
As Augie plots a joke on his brothers, they sneak up behind him to make the joke on him! But don’t worry, it wasn’t mean or anyfing, it was just a surprise.
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We were habbing our class on bizness toast, and fings were interrupted by a residoo pile-up! Authorities hab been alerted. No one was injured.
Hai eberybody!!
I am taking a break from doing Heaben stuff to talk to you a minute about the importance ob Milanos. They are great! Best cookies eber. So I wanted to make sure dat Cosmo, Augie and Bean know dat too. We all shared a bag, and I’m taking a few back wiff me to share wiff Milo, Wimbley and Fibbs.
I know the boys started school today and I saw what a great job they did! I hab the utmost confidence in dem to be really smart and do good Internashunal Bizness. We eben had our first rocketry and space training class before the offishul start ob school because I wanted to be there wiff dem for that, as you remember space was kind of my fing. Ok, I better get back, but it’s really nice to eberybody again. I lub you!!
P.S. Dis Marty.
P.P.S. Dis was two weeks ago, I hab to keep my bisits top secret under cober.
Hai eberybody! Wow, those solar flares really messed wiff our connectshun, sorry about dat. We’ve been so busy here in Heaben doing stuff, but we check on your guys all the time and make sure you are ok. We are habbing a problem keeping the supply ob starberry shake ready for all the newcomers, because ob the starberry supply. It’s because ob the bee shortage, so please be nice to the bees so they can help grow flowers and froots and other growy fings. It’s also because the big ones get stuck in the sucshun tube fing that brings them to Heaben, but that is a problem Milo and science team are fixing.
I’m still doing Presidentshul stuff, and Marty has started a space stashun and gibs galactic rides in his spaceship. Wimbley and Larry hab been working a secret project, but he asked me not to talk too much about it.
The reason I am here today though, is make a berry specshul announcement! The new class ob Marty’s School ob Bizness is getting ready for classes and they will be introduced to you on Balemtimes Day!! We are all excited to watch them grow and help guide them along. It will be fun to see what they want to specialize in, but first they all must get their basic bizness degrees. They will need your help too, so I hope you are up for the task. Are you as excited as we are??
P.S. Marty says hai!