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My Officshul Presidentshul Crib

Yesterday we got a great package from our friend Jayne (at Dexters Creature Comforts, the officshul maker ob Fibbs Cribs) wiff dis wonderful Presidenshul Crib, a Donut Crib and Science Hammock.  I jumped right in to work on some legislatib stuff and fink about President stuff.  It’s so soft and comfy, sometimes it’s hard to get much done in here.

I had a yogie.

Then I started to get sleepy…so I take off my hat when it’s serious sleep time…

Ok – bye.  I’m going to hab a nap now.  You can go.  See you later.    Fanks Jayne!

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Toof Brush

Turns out dis Presidentshul grooming brush can also brush my teefs.  I fink it’s good when fings hab more than one purpose.

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I are a Yogisaurus!

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War and Peas

Ok, just peas.  It’s whats for dinner. Sometimes you hab to sneek up on ’em.

and sometimes they get caught in your fingers…

More peas!

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Monday

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Eclipse Poem

Wimbley also sent us a haiku:

look up to the sky 
wiff your fancy space glasses
moon blocks all the light

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Eclipse is here!!

The eclipse is starting!  Eberybody get your glasses and get your eclipse donuts ready. If you don’t hab one yet, run to Krispy Kreme real quick and get some.  Remember don’t look at your donuts wiffout solar glasses on.  As you can see here in Calfornia, we do not hab 100% totality ob eclipse, maybe 90% it seems,  but they will still taste pretty great.  Glasses are on, ready…eat!

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They are coming!!

Eclipse donuts are coming from Krispy Kreme!  Once in a lifetime!!  Do you hab your glasses ready??

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Corms and Taters

Hmmmm…. which do I eat first?  Corms or Smashed taters?  The taters are kind ob buried, so I fink my best strategy is to eat some corms and free up some taters, then I can get to those easier.  Elibiate the blockage to gain access to the core.  It’s all science.

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Be Cool

Wiff all the really hot weathers around the country, it’s really important to stay cool and hydrated. I fink you should share your cool drink wiff me, your President.


oh please!! ….

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