Dis kissing fing is getting out ob hand! I had ladies lined up around the block, but they were starting to get aggresib frowing monies and wouldn’t stop kissin’ on me! I ran into dis bar and found our old friend Paul. He offered to be my bodyguard.
Don’t worry, he did hab to pass a test from the Secret Serbice and he keeps his firebreaff off, so he is cleared to be in the Fibbs Cribs (by Dexters Creature Comforts) wiff me.
We laugh a lot and tell jokes. Like dis one…. “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part ob the precipitate.”* We laughed really hard at that one!
Sometimes he alerts me to incoming snacks.
Whoa…Paul, what hab you been eating??
*Explanation: This is a play on the phrase “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.”
But in chemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that sometimes forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in the bottom of the vial.
So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution.