It’s offishul! Our diplomas are hanging on the wall now, and we are ready to go forff and do Internashunal Bizness wiff the world. So be ready for us, ok?
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Today we packed up our bags, and got some final words ob wisdom from the guys in Heaben via Hype. They said they were really proud ob us! It’s a little sad because MSOB was really fun. We still might hab a few more fings to learn, just because you granulate, you neber stop learning. We already hab so many bizness licenses, we still hab a bunch we need to pick up, but we still need 12 more states. We are ready to take on the world and do bizness! Howeber tonight we are going to relax and celebrate by going to the fair and habbing some snacks. Dis Augie.
Today we learned the basic techniques ob stapling, taping and paper clipping, basic office stuffs. Paper clips are great for Internashunal Bizness, it’s tricky though because they can crease the paper, so you hab to do it carefully or it will be a mess. Stapling is good for almost eberyfing and better than clipping, but it’s good to know the back up practices just in case you run out ob stables or somefing. Taping is good for some stuff if you don’t want to put holes in it wiff staples, but sometimes it’s not strong enuff. It’s all kind of complicated.
We only hab a few more classes before we granulate! We will get to our adbanced stapling classes wiff the red stapler dis week I fink. Exciting stuff is coming. – dis Bean
It’s berry serious bizness.
I clipped these bizness papers together so they don’t get lost.
Cosmo was more interested in snacks, but his pursuits seem to be more artistic anyway, so dats ok.
Staple Eberyfing!!
Today we did string theory class – the fancy kind. Fancy string theory is kind ob like regular string theory, but it’s a little more complicated and berry sciencey.
In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles ob particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings. It describes how these strings propagate through space and interact wiff each other. On distance scales larger than the string scale, a string looks just like an ordinary particle, with its mass, charge, and other properties determined by the vibrational state ob the string. In string theory, one ob the many vibrational states of the string corresponds to the grabitashun, a quantum mechanical particle that carries grabitashunal force. Thus fancy string theory is a theory ob quantum fancy grabity.
When it comes to art there is no wrong way to do it, eberybody has their own techniques. My brothers used more ob a hand plop method, while I employed more ob a tail swoosh and a little ball drag technique, which was pioneered by President Fibbs. Dis Bean.
Hai eberybody – dis Cosmo. We had art class this week, and I was a little worried about getting my fancy pants (the ones held up by my tummy buttons) getting dirty, but I kept them pretty clean. Arting was more fun than I thought it would be, and mom said mine was her faborite. I fink she might hab said that to all ob us, but I fink she really meant it wiff me. The paint was really squishy and didn’t taste berry good, but after I got used to it, it was fun! Here are a bunch ob pictures of me arting. You will see Augie and Bean next!
We started mouse class a few weeks ago, Cosmo got it right away – he might be a genius. Me and Augie wanted to practice a little more to make sure we got it down.
So today we studied it some more with careful comtemplashun… I helped Augie wiff it.
It can be a little intimidating. Sometimes it gets in your head and you psych yourself out. Augie: “What if I push it the wrong way??”
Bean: “Do it like dis… like you’re surfing!”
Augie: “Ok, I can do dis. Maybe tomorrow.”
