Hello, and welcome to Cosmo’s moobie rebiews and cultural commentary time in our show.  Dis Cosmo.

Last week I went to see a mobie wiff my grandpa, called “Christmas Bacashun”.  It was about a guy who lubbed his family and tried to make Christmas berry nice for them, but he wasn’t berry good at it and kept getting locked in the attic and stuff.  He really wanted to put lots ob lights on his house, but he wasn’t berry good at that either.  All of his fambily came to bisit and his neighbors didn’t like him, so I felt bad a little for him until his boss sent him a Jelly ob the Monff club subcripshun, and HE DIDN’T LIKE IT!   He fru a big fit… and I got up and left.  Jelly would make an excellent Christmas present.

The popcorm was good though, so I gib it 4 stars.