Hai eberybody!  Wow, those solar flares really messed wiff our connectshun, sorry about dat.  We’ve been so busy here in Heaben doing stuff, but we check on your guys all the time and make sure you are ok.  We are habbing a problem keeping the supply ob starberry shake ready for all the newcomers, because ob the starberry supply.  It’s because ob the bee shortage, so please be nice to the bees so they can help grow flowers and froots and other growy fings.  It’s also because the big ones get stuck in the sucshun tube fing that brings them to Heaben, but that is a problem Milo and science team are fixing.

I’m still doing Presidentshul stuff, and Marty has started a space stashun and gibs galactic rides in his spaceship.  Wimbley and Larry hab been working a secret project, but he asked me not to talk too much about it.

The reason I am here today though, is make a berry specshul announcement!  The new class ob Marty’s School ob Bizness is getting ready for classes and they will be introduced to you on Balemtimes Day!!  We are all excited to watch them grow and help guide them along.  It will be fun to see what they want to specialize in, but first they all must get their basic bizness degrees. They will need your help too, so I hope you are up for the task.  Are you as excited as we are??

P.S.  Marty says hai!