Oh hai, dis Bert. Happy Ice Cream Day!
We hab to show you pictures ob Cosmo, Augie and King Bean today because we do not hab any ice cream. I hab been told it’s not a trabesty, howeber it does feel like one. I wrote a little poem about it.
I still fink it’s a trabesty. I might go cry now. Mom finks I’m being oberly dramatic. **sigh**