I just woke up from a berry long nap. I had dis crazy dream wiff pirates and dragons and treasures…
or was it?!?
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We found it!!! The seas hab calmed and we found the shore, after following the dots for a short walk, we came across a cabe, it was kind ob stinky. We looked at each other and though ‘dats a great place for a treasure!” We went in and BOOM there it was!! It was guarded by scorpions, after a discusshun frought wiff a few tensions, we gabe them some cookies and they were happy wiff that. It was a big heaby chest, it took us both to get it open…and behold!! Golden treasure ob chocolates!! Monies made ob chocolate, so you can buy stuff OR hab a snack!! Best treasure eber.
hat by a hat for my rat
I spied an island up ahead so docked my boat in the sand and tied it to a tree (dats all there was, no officshul boat dock or anyfing) and as I was walking onto the island I saw a dragon, but he was on the ground and barely breathing. I ran ober to him to check for bital signs. It didn’t look good, and I left my phone on the boat, so I called out for help…
A few minutes later I heard some sirens in the distance…
(hat by A Hat for my Rat)
All ob a sudden, I feel a strong sea breeze on my face and I’m steering a pirate ship in the middle ob the ocean! Maybe I drank a trabel adbenture sleep juice. Dis ship is really cool though so let’s go wiff it. Avast ye – ahoy matey! Thar be rough seas ahead. Baton down the hatches and fetch me the treasure map! Don’t try to hornswaggle me or I’ll send you to the poop deck to walk the plank. Join me and share in my treasure…
(Pirate hat from A Hat for My Rat)
I had trouble getting to sleep, so I looked fru Milo’s bottles ob science potions and found a sleep solushun. At least I fink dat was it, the labels were kind ob worn off.
The eclipse is starting! Eberybody get your glasses and get your eclipse donuts ready. If you don’t hab one yet, run to Krispy Kreme real quick and get some. Remember don’t look at your donuts wiffout solar glasses on. As you can see here in Calfornia, we do not hab 100% totality ob eclipse, maybe 90% it seems, but they will still taste pretty great. Glasses are on, ready…eat!
Eclipse donuts are coming from Krispy Kreme! Once in a lifetime!! Do you hab your glasses ready??
I did a bunch ob cooking and goberning today, so it’s time for my afternoon nap – wiff Teddy ob course! He’s also a member ob Secret Serbice and watches out for me when I sleep.
Hmmmm…. which do I eat first? Corms or Smashed taters? The taters are kind ob buried, so I fink my best strategy is to eat some corms and free up some taters, then I can get to those easier. Elibiate the blockage to gain access to the core. It’s all science.
