We hab been busy sending out this years calemdars! Many ob you hab ordered them, and they are on the way. I can’t belieb my brothers slipped dis one in there wiffout me knowing. Oh well, I look pretty cute in jail. Get your order in, sometimes we order more, sometimes they run out – hard to predict, so if you need a specific one, don’t wait too long. Just like donuts. But all donuts are pretty good. GET YOUR CALEMDAR HERE
Today the role ob a sock will be played by dis kleenex box. I will be presidentin’ from in here.
You know those days when you go to the airport because you forgot your trabel juice, and eberyfing takes longer then you fink, and you almost miss your plane because TSA doesn’t want to let your friend Paul on the plane just because he’s a dragon? Yep, it’s like dat today. I’m gonna miss my panel!
Dis is an outrage!! We took some trabel juice to go to Maryland, and while we were dere to pick up our bizness license, Milo bisited the Chesapeake Bay, and Wimbley took in some bootiful scenery (dey both had fun and it was lubbly), but I tried to go to a mobie wiff my friend Lionel and they would not let him in! They said it is illegal for me to take a lion to a mobie! Can you belieb dat?!? Lionel is great guy and dat made him weally sad. We were going to hab popcorm and snacks. He was looking forward to it.
A big fanks to Margaret Holzman for dese lubbly licenses! We appreciate it so much, but please talk to your state about the not taking Lionel to be mobies law, it’s a trabesty.
It’s ok Lionel… I will stay out here wiff you. I heard the last three episodes ob Star Wars sucked anyway. Dats what my dad says. The new one should be better and we can see it back home in Califorbia wiff you. Let’s go get some donuts.
Wimbley….look!! We got a UFO caught on tape!!
Hahahaha! I cwack myself up….
