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Because… donuts!

Usually there is only one Speaker ob the House in goberment, but we hab TWO!  I am proud to announce my picks for the new offishul Speakers ob the House, which is a berry important job.  Fank you to Creatib for supporting me and the Donutcratic Party wiff our bision of happiness, donuts and good music for eberyone.

No matter what music you like, it can be slow and mellow…


Or you can really jam out. Dis sounds great and they come in patriotic colors too. Who knew legislashun can be so fun?! Come on eberybody, sing along!!

I had my first Presidentshul baff today.  I tried to enter a proclamation against it, but mom said dat goes against the Constitushun and I can’t just make whateber laws I want. So I had a baff. I surbibed it.

It’s ok, I hab a big proclomashun to make tomorrow, so it’s good to be clean and more presentable for it.

I had to benture out on my own today, because I felt like dis was too important to hab secret serbice take care ob.  My hat has been through alot and is broke, and it needs some fixin’, so I am taking it to Dobby.  He has great Yelp rebiews.

I just boted for my brother – wow!  Dat was pretty exciting!!

Dis me at my polling place.  It’s ok to bote for yourself if you’re running for President.  I’ll be here awhile.  I’m boting a lot.  P.S. They will gib you a stool if you need one.