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It was bizness toast class today!
Mostly our toast was underdone, but we practiced alot. Like Fibbs says though, it doesn’t matter, because we should take them out to eat anyways.
From our one and only foreber President. “Enjoy this Monday, enjoy some sock time and hab a donut!!”
Good ebening ladies and gentlemen. Tonight I’m here to tell you about the state ob our uniom, and I’m proud to report that the state ob our uniom is strong! We hab plenty of donuts and corms, eberybody here is nice to each other and helps each out when they are in need, which is what keeps our fabric strong and good. Eberyone is welcome and lubbed and I am berry happy to announce that ebery citizen around the world is eligible for a Wimbley Liberry card.
Our adbances in science are strong, and exciting fings are happening wiff technology that will help grow the donut economy and keep the planet safe and the environment clean and protected for generashuns to come. Marty is working on bringing planetary trabel to the masses, just in case.
I fink that’s about it. Keep up the good work, be nice to each other and leave places you bisit better than you left them, and make someone smile eberyday. Presidentshul biscuits for eberyone on their way out.
Fank you! Fank you!!
AP January 29 2018 – Last nights Grammys at Madison Square Garden was swept by an unexpected new artist who took the music world by storm last fall with his hit Presidentshul Biscuit. Fibbs took home like elebenty Grammys, and needed his secret serbice team to carry them all by the end ob the night. His stellar live performance brought the house down with a standing obashun that lasted 20 minutes. Bruce from Mars also won one Grammy.
Tomorrow night President Fibbs will back to fulfilling his main duty and delibering the current State ob the Uniom address.
TV Boice Ober…. “And now, Ladies and Gentlemen…please cast your eyes skyward as our next performer sings his surprise blow up hit and a nominee tonight for Record ob the Year, Song ob the Year, Best New Artist and Best Solo Performance – here is President Fibbs singing Presidentshul Biscuit!”
**click** **click** **click** **click** /flash/ **click** “Fibbs!! Ober here!!” /flash/ **click** /flash/ **click** /flash/ **click** “FIBBS!! Dis way please” **click** **click****click**
NEW YORK, NY – JANUARY 28: In adbance of the President Fibbs appearance at the 2018 Grammys, a secret serbice team wiff elebenty agents hab been deployed to make sure the locashun is secure, and they were found helping roll out the red carpet. President Fibbs is nomimated for Best Song for his hit Presidetshul Biscuit, this is the first time a sitting president has been nominated for this award. Fibbs is expected to attend the show and sing his nominated song live. (He is able to do that wiff the Force, like they do in Star Wars) It is rumored that he may do a duet wiff Stebie Wonder.
Attendance for this show is expected to break records.
Executive Vice President, Specials, Music and Live Events, CBS Entertainment, Jack Sussman, executive producer of the 60th Annual GRAMMY Awards Ken Ehrlich, host James Corden and Recording Academy President/CEO Neil Portnow with an assist from the Secret Serbice detail ob President Fibbs, participate in a ceremonial red carpet roll outside for the 60th Annual GRAMMY Awards at Madison Square Garden on January 28, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for NARAS)
